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Today, I halted a cab . It was 12 degrees and snowing outside . When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into drty snow slush, and he stole my cab . As it drove off, the man flipped me off . FML


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On 02/20/2010 at 3:20am - misc - by deadandwasted (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Looks like you had different ideas about who halted that cab.

#1 - On 02/20/2010 at 10:20am by Chaith

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oh my god this is so anoying, it happens to me in grand theft auto all the time.... jk that sucks.

#20 - On 02/20/2010 at 10:52am by Pearljammer001

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