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Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28978) - you deserved it (4801)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)

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I think that's like when people are really intelligent academically but lack some common sense...

#1 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:07am by ClaireXX

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.....Must resist the urge to put play doh in the toaster >.>

#2 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:10am by Juggalette_623

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