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Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML
That's when you say, "Don't blame me for your rancid gas, bitch!"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014