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Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with "HEY SLUT" or "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 9:53am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

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What the fuck was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

#3 - On 02/13/2010 at 2:00pm by MattCole

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Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister?

Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself.

Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A WHORE?"

#5 - On 02/13/2010 at 2:01pm by Freeze

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