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Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by bcca - United States (Ohio)

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gym membership is often expensive and you just got it for free...

#10 - On 02/13/2010 at 2:03pm by catatonicsleep

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kind of contradicting isn't it?

#4 - On 02/13/2010 at 1:59pm by BbYhRtLsS

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