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Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23480) - you deserved it (3033)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm - misc - by pandabear - United Kingdom (Magherafelt)

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I don't see why she was such a bitch about it. I mean, if she's so popular, your comment won't even show up on her wall in a couple of hours. Besides, it's just "Happy Birthday", it's not like you declared your love for her or something.

#17 - On 02/12/2010 at 8:07pm by luckyducky123

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Leave one more that says "bitch".

#24 - On 02/12/2010 at 8:16pm by turdburgers

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