Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML

by tammyg / 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Calm down everyone, just coz she's slept with more than one guy doesn't mean she's a slut. Don't be jealous just coz she's getting more action than most of you

    #24 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:34pm by KiwiBlam

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  • awesome

    #1 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:15pm by rache8bab

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