Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
by Nick / 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
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you forked yourself ... who hasn't
#6 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:18pm by angry_girl
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wow. was there penetration or was it like softcore porn?
#7 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:18pm by maskedman
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