Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

by Nikki / 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.

    #4 - On 04/05/2009 at 5:53am by Silhouette

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  • How dare you say small things are for small people...

    ...and then he bought the couch

    #3 - On 04/05/2009 at 5:51am by spankyness

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