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Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22258) - you deserved it (4551)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:34pm - misc - by kel - United States (California)

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I've always wanted to say this:

You just got BURNED :]

#3 - On 02/10/2010 at 5:44pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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Sounds like that scene in Mean Girls where Cady walks into Miss Norbury on her first day at school. Hilarious.

"Maybe we can discuss this another time. When my shirt isn't see-through."

#61 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:56am by yellowbirdx

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