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Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13236) - you deserved it (6592)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by bender (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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ah bet Australias looking good right now no ice, have fun in the cold

#3 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:13am by tom9686

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exercise more you fat lazy fucker!

#14 - On 02/10/2010 at 9:01am by XR6Falcon

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