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Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Isn't that a good thing? I mean-- if you can make someone laugh, you can make them do anything, right? Funny women are a rarity, and you farting while looking sexy is hilarious.

#1 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:31pm by alley_cat_118

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That's when you turn to him, a swoosh of hair covering one eye, and say "If you like that, there's more where it came from," turn on your heels and do a sexy saunter out of the library.

#37 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:05pm by cooterpunch

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