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Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML


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On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by disasterbutton (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Why don't people just put curtains over their damned bathroom windows!? It's not that hard to install them. Or better yet, replace the glass with the kind you can't actually see through!

#6 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:09am by Luckster

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looks like it's time for a house call! break the damn thing!

#3 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:07am by sucksforyoudude

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