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Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML


I agree, your life sucks (10237) - you deserved it (28830)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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You deserve it for not CHECKING YOUR OUTFIT BEFORE YOU LEFT. And to assume you got prettier? If that wasn't a joke you deserve more than what you got.

#6 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:12pm by RyanKaufman

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#5 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:11pm by Jny

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