Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
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You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.
#9 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:11pm by Nsc
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Have you been having blackouts?
#8 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:53am by Sarah
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