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Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94147) - you deserved it (7448)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)

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Well you know what they say about love. It's like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. The situation is only slightly altered.

#2 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:07am by BlackWolfVII

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That's how you know he loves you!

#1 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:04am by dickinabox

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