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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

#1 - On 04/03/2009 at 2:46pm by nbrachelxo

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this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

#5 - On 04/03/2009 at 2:51pm by backseatfever

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