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Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML


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On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

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YDI for fist pumping, guido

#3 - On 02/02/2010 at 6:29am by grimpow

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Fist pump to techno???

......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.

#4 - On 02/02/2010 at 6:35am by dbcheeseburger

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