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Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 8:46pm - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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you did not notice the smell?

#5 - On 04/03/2009 at 4:01am by nodbor

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Eww. Though in college I wouldn't be surprised if it was used to pump someones stomach.

Though still, could be worse. I knew someone who tried to use a hoover to clean up after someone shat themselves in the hall. And then he put the hoover back in the cupboard!

#6 - On 04/03/2009 at 4:02am by Jimboom

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