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Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, get closer to Jesus camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML


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On 01/29/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by purple - Sent from mobile version

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I can already foresee most of the comments condemning OP for not being Christian. FYL OP, no one deserves to be forced into religious gatherings/ceremonies/etc.

#6 - On 01/29/2010 at 10:14am by Babushka_Homyak

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I think you are now, even if you didn't get any fucking marshmallows.

The good news is now that the gates of Heaven are open to you, the Afterlife buffet features all the marshmallows you can eat. The bad news is that you'll have to descend to Hell to roast them.

#18 - On 01/29/2010 at 10:24am by perdix

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