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Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML


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On 01/28/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by Daivv (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

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I hate Chavs. And I live in America for Christ's sake.

#11 - On 01/28/2010 at 2:15pm by SpankyMcThrust

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In the UK, we don't have gangsta, we have chavvy. Baseball caps, tracksuits, eyebrow piercings, shaven heads and a deep and pressing urge to tack 'innit blud?' (isn't that right, mate?) onto the end of every sentence.

#9 - On 01/28/2010 at 2:11pm by lunargh

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