Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

by wishihadpockets / 01/28/2010 at 5:24am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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  • That's kind of a weird thing to say..

    #2 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:08am by BirdieC

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  • lol I can picture that perfectly
    how's your recovery?

    #1 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:04am by iitsya3l

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