Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tense tiebreak round to win the local pub quiz....

By pubquizgenius - 27/01/2010 08:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a tense tiebreak round to win the local pub quiz. As the quizmaster read out more clues, I got the answer, got up and rushed to be the first team to the bar. I tripped, faceplanted. The whole bar laughed, and then I realized that it wasn't a "fastest to the bar" round. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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I'm not okay

By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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Impressive!

By ol faithful - 03/09/2011 09:24 - Canada

Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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pubquizgenius 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:09

We won. The prize was a £30 bar tab, and a hurt knee. The answer was "Mo Mowlam".

Expertfail 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:17

Smooth. Did you win though?

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tyrob911 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:13

wow. how bad does it get when you act stupid at a quiz

pipp360 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:44

were u that drunk?

Expertfail 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:17

Smooth. Did you win though?

betseyville 6

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:23

Wayne the Brain wins again!

subcultured 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 11:29

great reference. was thinking the same thing.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:31

Judging from your idiocy, I doubt you had the right answer anyway.

arsenalfcboy 6

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:28

Completely unrelated, but Liverpool are shit

RaKum12 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:33

I agree Liverpool is shit. BARCALONA is the best

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:43

At least you didn't have your darts in your hand when you did it, you could lose an eye that way.

mushoo_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:01

Did you still win??

txgirl09 5

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:06

Of all the dumb things someone can say/do when drinking that's not so bad.

pubquizgenius 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:09

We won. The prize was a £30 bar tab, and a hurt knee. The answer was "Mo Mowlam".

LtChicken 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:43

was it worth it?

bk_chick13 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:28

why were you so hype over a pub quiz???

conversationist 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:11

he probably got a night with the town stripper if he won.

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