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Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16717) - you deserved it (27630)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:51am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

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I don't get it? How is this a FML? Are you implying you don't want boys to watch you? You should have gotten them and told them about peeping toms and why it's bad.

#2 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:32am by NofolkDude

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it could have been so much worse. I was caught on my work's security camera rocking out to my IPod, using a mop as a guitar, when I was cleaning and "empty" party hall. It wasn't empty. And I still haven't lived it down. You will probably never see these guys again. I work with mine.

#16 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:45pm by alwaysalady

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