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Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by Nutless (man) - United States (New York)

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If your [future] kids say they've never had a near-death experience, tell them differently!

#5 - On 04/02/2009 at 4:04am by Jcsati8

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So, why weren't you wearing a cup?

#1 - On 04/02/2009 at 3:53am by Herbz

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