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Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML


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On 01/20/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by muffincakess - Sent from mobile version

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I bet you don't know how to work a seat belt or a light switch either, please bring an escort the next time you leave the house.

#5 - On 01/21/2010 at 3:28am by CallMeHush

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WTF u managed to get it past ur hand? onto ur face? geez ur supertalented.

#3 - On 01/21/2010 at 3:25am by Jesta05

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