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Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML


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On 01/20/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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You just got a free breast lift!

#3 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:08pm by carrotpuke

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How hard are your boobs for that to even be a remote possibility?

#1 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:07pm by JukeboxBunny

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