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Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML


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On 01/19/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by maximus (man) - United States (Maryland)

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not an fml. why do people get grossed out when girls talk about the same shit guys do.

#16 - On 01/20/2010 at 4:39am by drgnsf8

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and this is a fml because??? were u like automatically going to get with her since u sat at the next table???

#4 - On 01/20/2010 at 3:32am by kerrygirl

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