Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

by highleyj / 04/01/2009 at 4:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

    #6 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:04pm by amykillswitch

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  • I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

    #4 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:03pm by McButterpants

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