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Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29125) - you deserved it (6535)

On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Assuming that you knew this was a problem, why the hell were you keeping your rabbit in an area where he could continue eating it?

Poor rabbit.

#2 - On 01/18/2010 at 10:16am by hedgehogs

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Shame on you! You should get a boyfriend to munch your carpet, not a little bunny.

You're going to have a hard time getting a guy interested in your patchy carpet, so you should probably just shave "down there" and start all over again.

#16 - On 01/18/2010 at 11:19am by perdix

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