By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
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mojo_jojo 0

How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.

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PlasticShark 0

Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!

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PlasticShark 0

Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!

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pertained 12

yeah, apparently OP thought he was really obviously straight xD

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mojo_jojo 0

How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.

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TheYoshiMan 12

Actually, the rules are that you can make April Fools jokes until midday.

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zargon 1

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kkooaallaass 0

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Riku714 25

Obviously not, otherwise it wouldn't be an FML

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marz88 0

Never tell a joke thats believable haha. I also hope your mom is playing a joke on you which would make my day and make you a sucker

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#4 NO! that was the April Fool's Joke. duhhh.....bahahaha, yeah thats messed up. But funny as hell, you shoulda video taped it:)

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iKayla 0

Pretty fail April Fool's joke, haha.

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hpnerd 0

After about age 7, the April Fools jokes seem to keep backfiring. But yeah, I agree with #2.

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FPsLife 5

#3, some countries aren't pansies and go the whole day. Take a guess where most of the people on this site are...

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