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Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28248) - you deserved it (7927)

On 01/16/2010 at 7:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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well at least you didn't fall on a metal pole impaling you to the ground untill you were rescued 4 days later only to die of thirst before you reached the hospital...

#5 - On 01/17/2010 at 4:13am by jakeidk

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Um, unless you live IN THE AIRPORT...if you woke up 1 hour prior to the flights departure you were screwed from the get go. They begin boarding the flight 20min to departure not including gettin through security and checking bags which BTW the cutoff time for THAT is 1 hour to departure...just saying

#10 - On 01/17/2010 at 4:18am by Erindub

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