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Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7590) - you deserved it (35968)

On 01/16/2010 at 10:37am - misc - by lollerskate (woman) - United States (Texas)

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...Talk about an extreme reaction to a smoke alarm. You definitely deserved that one.

Next time check and see what the hell is going on first. Most times it's just the alarm being stupid, which doesn't mean you have to be, too.

#1 - On 01/16/2010 at 1:48pm by wanijima

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You know how busy the fire department would be if someone called 911 every time this happened? You deserved it for wasting their time.

#6 - On 01/16/2010 at 2:14pm by emzmcgee

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