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Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5364) - you deserved it (37379)

On 01/15/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by mah (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Sucks for you >.<
Get her number, (insurance number) >:D

#1 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:05am by andybme

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Today, I pulled up to the petrol station, and this creepy git kept staring at me, I was starting to get scared, so I turned my back on him, relived he was pulling away. He must have been to busy staring at my ass, because he took the front bumper off my car. FML

#16 - On 01/16/2010 at 8:15am by Crysta

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