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Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24820) - you deserved it (1844)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:23pm - misc - by MattVh (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

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haha! I saw that on balls of steel

oh and I'm doing a jig because I'm first (let's go down the disco!)

#1 - On 01/12/2010 at 5:08pm by iGreen_Day

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you just carry around a saw with you all the time?

#7 - On 01/12/2010 at 5:29pm by Endo22

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