Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room....

By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 40 832

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By roobb - 09/08/2009 23:11 - Canada

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

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shananigans 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:51

I'm probably the only freak who thought the most interesting part of this FML was the OP's use of the word necking. Oh and your dad wins.

24788 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:10

I don't know if I approve of you seeing this Jake guy in subject.

Comments

whataloadofbull 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:03

Ouch. Dunno how your dad knew that but that sucks... my first first EVER btw XD

neonokku 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:39

maybe she's not in college yet. o_O

iGreen_Day 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 19:35

Whoof, can you say 'pwned'?

Reyo 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:59

Maybe you shouldn't be giving your innocense all willy-nilly...

azreal_13 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 14:30

#47 yes you can :) 

osnapitzkay 8

Friday 10 August 2012 0:20

Oh My God. I love your profile pic

Shokz992 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:07

Well done you. Cookie?

24788 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:10

I don't know if I approve of you seeing this Jake guy in subject.

NewMetalGirl 14

Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:06

Was it jake from State Farm?

justindrew14 29

Monday 14 October 2013 16:50

^ OMG OMG IM DYING RIGHT NOW I FUCKIMG LOVE YOUR COMMENT I WISH I COULD LIKE THIS MORE THEN JUST ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BangOut 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:23

Pics or didn't happen

TomasT 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:37

That's one cool dad!

HamsteronA 0

Monday 15 February 2010 13:55

that's one uncool avatar!

Sky1K 2

Friday 22 July 2011 4:09

Haha owned

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:37

Dear Old Dad FTW!

Spac3Ghost 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:41

your parents listen to you cum with jake for two years!? and they didnt bust in on you!? (assuming you have been made guilty by jake more than once) =) hahahaha your parents are awesome =) im very jealous!!!

npk88 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:52

these actually sound like some of the coolest parents ever. If they have been married long enough to have a teenager and still make out in their living room....yeah; that's hot.