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Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26108) - you deserved it (4302)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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at least you didn't cause an accident? :)
sorry about your head though!

#1 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:16am by bluelabeled

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Excuse me but you're at the wrong blog, this should be on 'made my day'!!! :D
I'd be laughing my ass off it that ever happens to me!

#4 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:22am by Howle

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