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Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70518) - you deserved it (4082)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Here's what you do.

Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!"
That ought to clear a few things up.

Congratulations btw :]

#6 - On 03/31/2009 at 8:49pm by EmpyreanGoddess

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#2 - On 03/31/2009 at 8:44pm by fleg

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