Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class. She kept tossing and turning, obvious signs that she was having no luck. Sweetly, I ask her if there was anything I could do to help her relax. She says "you can tell me a story about your day, that always puts me to sleep". FML

by Anonymous / 03/31/2009 at 1:23pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

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  • i think people should start a new trend.
    instead of saying "first" like an asshole,
    i think they should brag about being the 69th comment =P

    #2 - On 03/31/2009 at 5:07pm by ohhboyy

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  • I don't see the problem here, really, unless she said it in a mean way. I've been told the same thing before, but what she meant was that listening to me talk made her feel safe and comfortable and relaxed her so she could rest more easily, and by telling her about my day I could just talk without her having to worry about responding. This is actually a really good thing; relish in it.

    #10 - On 03/31/2009 at 5:17pm by zargon

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