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Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13906) - you deserved it (32925)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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I'd eat that shit

#3 - On 01/09/2010 at 10:12am by mtc4ever

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note to self: bacon acts as boomerangs

#6 - On 01/09/2010 at 10:16am by blland

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