Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44892) - you deserved it (3016)
On 01/09/2010 at 3:40am - misc - by Fran (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Snowin2007's life also sucksToday, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved…
Face also deserved itToday, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
#1 - On 01/09/2010 at 10:11am by youdidwhatnow
See in context
#2 - On 01/09/2010 at 10:12am by inmyroom
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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