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Today, my boss told me when I transfer to a Target in Orlando I should work in the clothing department. He said it would be a good way for me to meet chicks. I told him all the girls who work in clothing in that store are ugly as hell. Apparently his daughters work there. I never knew that. FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Maybe he was trying to set you up with one of his daughters.

#4 - On 01/08/2010 at 6:09am by Synchestra

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Kind of an inappropriate comment to make about other employees regardless of whether they're your boss' daughters. YDI

#16 - On 01/08/2010 at 9:19am by Twinklestar

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