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Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Your friend is a dick.
You can't entirely blame the guy either, it was his natural instinct to check you were okay.
Get a tin of chopped up carrots, put them in your mouth raw, run up to your friend and splurge them all over him. That'd be karma. And it looks like you threw up.
great now along with boys getting worried about pissing off other males in college they now have to worry about being pissed on >>'' OP, im sorry to hear that, maybe you could take it up with the Dean or something... at least the guy cared to see if you were (relatively, considering the circumstances), if you were ok. right? :)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015