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Today, I entered mah bedroom, ready to play some COD on mah xbox 360. Instead, I fine a notehere mah xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by mah girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML


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On 01/06/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone....right?

#3 - On 01/07/2010 at 3:17am by marshmallowmouse

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Demand that she replace it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.

#11 - On 01/07/2010 at 3:36am by GreenAlbatross

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