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Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32539) - you deserved it (2401)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)

#9 - On 01/06/2010 at 7:43pm by iambatman123

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Tommorow sit on your porch with a Nerf Gun (or a real gun) and shoot at everybody including people in cars. When they ask wtf you're doing tell them it's payback! Oh or throw Olive Oil all over the road and the sidewalk!

#10 - On 01/06/2010 at 7:44pm by Soulathyia

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