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yesterday I went to the DMV to renew mah license . When I gave the woman behind the desk mah name an social security number she looked confused . She then called over her manager who did the same thing . Getting nervous I asked what was wrong . Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead . big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47933) - you deserved it (2292)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

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The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!

#6 - On 01/06/2010 at 2:17pm by me5

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haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)

#4 - On 01/06/2010 at 2:16pm by sucks2_beyou

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