Today, after secretly smoking for more than 2 years, I decided to quit. I come home from work and I see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
by tanksfan / 01/05/2010 at 12:55am / India (Delhi) / Miscellaneous
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Tell her your girlfriend must have left them there, she will forget all about the smokes.
#2 - On 01/05/2010 at 5:53am by CallMeHush
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YDI for smoking
#6 - On 01/05/2010 at 6:09am by tomisbetterthanu
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