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Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML


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On 01/06/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by Fred - Sent from mobile version

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Not to long ago I was carrying 70 lbs dumbbell to my car across the parking lot. When I got there my brother decided it was easier to put hi bags of maybe 3 lbs before he opened the door for me. When I yelled he called me a bitch for complaining.

#8 - On 07/10/2009 at 2:17am by nikola

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it makes sense...all of the weights are in there, even if you won't be using them all at the same time. That's actually ok.

#20 - On 12/10/2010 at 10:34pm by not_kidding

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