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Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML


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On 01/04/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by GeorgiaBOYY (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Didn't you lock the door?

#1 - On 01/04/2010 at 2:04pm by Mookdaruch

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Wow, the person sitting next to you didn't notice that you got up and went to the bathroom? It's not like there's anywhere else you might have gone.

#6 - On 01/04/2010 at 2:09pm by someguy945

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