Today, I was getting ready for a party and accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML

by cutiepatootie / 01/03/2010 at 12:04am / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous

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